(After seeing Buddha light up) Digger Blue: I see you quit smoking again. Buddha: Eat shit.
Nova: So that guy was... Digger Blue: The bad guy. Nova: The bad guy, right. I never would have guessed. So what does that
make you, the good guy? Digger Blue: If you like. Nova: Have you ever considered the possibility that your witty repertoire
and collection of Hawaiian shirts isn't really a representation of your free-
thinking, open-minded Kerouac-like mind but rather a desperate attempt at
finding nonconformity within a non-threatening persona? In short, you're
assuming an identity that's original because nobody in their right mind would
want it? Digger Blue: No, I haven't. Nova: It's chickenshit. It's worse than if you'd shaved your head and
said you always looked that way. Digger Blue: Uh-huh. Nova: That's a joke. Don't you ever laugh? Digger Blue: Only when someone says something funny. Buddha: There's only so many songs you can play on a bongo drum. Daedalus: Eighty-two football fields in the tri-county area, and we had
to pick the one I first got laid at. In high school. Jennifer Peabody. She lay
there like a goddamn log. Digger Blue: Not with me, she didn't. Nova: Promise me you'll let him go. Promise. Skai-Bot: I can't promise you anything but a world of pain, babe. Nova: You'll get your beers, assholes. The world's not going to end. Buddha: It feels good to believe that, doesn't it? Buddha: There's only so many novels you can write with only twenty-six
lousy letters in the alphabet. Digger Blue: Why do we keep meeting here? The food is lousy. Even the
beer tastes bad. My ex-wife could pour a better beer. Buddha: You know the refinery next door, right? The one you've got Daedalus
and Hudson in, covering the exits? Digger Blue: So you've been spying. Big deal. Buddha: It's not that. My boys are on the roof of the mall next door.
It's closed. One sniper has your men in his crosshairs, the other one has you
right now. Digger Blue: So? Buddha: So it's the perfect standoff. If anyone had the drop on anyone
else, only one of us would be walking out of here alive. Drink your beer. Buddha: There's only so many lies you can tell a woman before their
grandmothers start cluing them in. We think we're being so clever, you know. Skai-Bot: Buddha says there's only so many ways you can torture a man
before he dies of shock. I promise you, I will find them all. Digger Blue: Which Buddha said that? The fat one? Or the religious one?
