WUSS ROCK
The definitive collection of pansy glam music for guys with no testosterone.
Relive the classics that nobody remembered two days after they were released.
Remember the
days when real men had lots of hair and makeup?
But now:
YOU'RE OLD!
YOU'RE BALD!
YOUR WIFE HAS ALL THE MAKEUP!
All the love ballads you used to like but were afraid to admit are here for you now on one CD.
You liked them. Admit it.
The bands everyone's forgotten about and you keep in the back shelf of your closet.
Listen to hits by Winger! Slaughter! Trixter! Nelson!
Wuss Rock |
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01. Winger - Miles Away 02. Slaughter - Fly To The Angels 03. Trixter - Give It To Me Good 04. Nelson - Love and Affection 05. Poison - I Won't Forget You |
06. Motley Crue - Without You 07. Tesla - Love Song 08. Warrant - I Saw Red 09. Night Ranger - Sister Christian 10. Firehouse - Love Of A Lifetime |
Wuss Rock is available for a limited time only since most of the songs were resold or thrown out years ago.
$19.95 can bring back poser music that was lost with the eighties. In no time at all you'll be using
words like:
"Cool!"
"Awesome!"
"Whatever!"
"Zygomorph!"
Don't miss Wuss Rock. Available everywhere... except where people with hearing shop.
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