WUSS  ROCK

 

The definitive collection of pansy glam music for guys with no testosterone.

Relive the classics that nobody remembered two days after they were released.

 

Remember the days when real men had lots of hair and makeup?
But now:
YOU'RE OLD!
YOU'RE BALD!
YOUR WIFE HAS ALL THE MAKEUP!

 

All the love ballads you used to like but were afraid to admit are here for you now on one CD.

You liked them.  Admit it.


The bands everyone's forgotten about and you keep in the back shelf of your closet.

Listen to hits by Winger!  Slaughter!  Trixter!  Nelson!

 

Wuss Rock

01.  Winger - Miles Away

02.  Slaughter - Fly To The Angels

03.  Trixter - Give It To Me Good

04.  Nelson - Love and Affection

05.  Poison - I Won't Forget You

06.  Motley Crue - Without You

07.  Tesla - Love Song

08.  Warrant - I Saw Red

09.  Night Ranger - Sister Christian

10.  Firehouse - Love Of A Lifetime

 

Wuss Rock is available for a limited time only since most of the songs were resold or thrown out years ago.

 

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1-800-IMAWUSS

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$19.95          Quantity          


$19.95 can bring back poser music that was lost with the eighties.  In no time at all you'll be using words like:
"Cool!"
"Awesome!"
"Whatever!"
"Zygomorph!"

 

Don't miss Wuss Rock.  Available everywhere... except where people with hearing shop.

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